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Video Game Reviews

On Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

January 3, 2014 |

Spoiler: I LOVE IT

I am grateful that the world of gaming has grown since the days of NES and its nearly impossible feats of hand-eye coordination. If you missed a jump by a pixel, you were doomed to repeat … Read More

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag (Thank God It Doesn’t Suck)

November 26, 2013 |

Just over a year ago I played a game called Assassin’s Creed III.

It sucked.

It sucked HARD.

Assassin’s Creed III sucked so much that I wrote over 3000 words of reviews, broken up into three parts, detailing many of … Read More

Reviewing Deadpool. Also, Ryan Reynolds’ abs.

November 7, 2013 |

If you’re anything like me, hearing the name “Deadpool” makes you think of Ryan Reynolds’ abs. Then, you probably think about how under-rated Xmen Origins: Wolverine was. After all, it featured both Ryan Reynolds’ abs AND Hugh Jackman’s naked ass. … Read More

Reviewing Epic Fail Mickey: The Power of Two

October 25, 2013 |

A few months ago I went on a bit of a demo spree. It’s like a shopping spree, only you can do it in your living room in your underwear, and it’s free.

Actually, it’s not anything like a shopping … Read More