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Ten Second Reviews

May 8, 2015 | | One Comment

Ten second reviews to help you spend (or avoid spending) your entertainment time and money!

Cinderella–Look, the most memorable thing about this movie is how tight the pants are. I cannot overstate how tight these pants were, guys. There is … Read More

Travel Games

April 17, 2015 |

I am doing a lot of traveling this year, so I did some research and came up with several games I could play while flying across the country. Here are my favorites so far (all available on Google Play for … Read More

Bell Buys Me Stuff Sometimes

March 13, 2015 |

Clean out my Steam inventory week should be titled: Why do I have this game at all? Inevitably the answer is, “because Bell bought it for me or possibly for one of my kids.” Every game I have that I … Read More

Huniepop: Yes I Am A Feminist Killjoy

March 10, 2015 |

It’s Clean Out Your Inventory week at Can’t Talk Media! All those games you haven’t played yet, up for grabs.

You know what’s fun, and by fun I mean terrible? When your “friends” decide you don’t have enough garbage in … Read More

Feeling My Way Through “Journal”

January 21, 2015 |

This week I’m continuing my grudging voyage through my Steam library backlog with Journal. Once again, I had no idea what this game was going to be when I loaded it for the first time. I only hoped it wasn’t … Read More

Play That, Not This: Empress of the Deep and The Room

January 15, 2015 |

I’m on a quest to play every game in my Steam library. This is an adventure because I don’t remember buying most of the games in my Steam library, and the ones I do remember buying I don’t actually want … Read More

Banished: A Tale of 15 Cities

January 7, 2015 |

The end of 2014 brought with it Steam’s annual Winter Sale, the magical time when I ritually spend tens of dollars on games I’m never going to play because they’re On Sale.

This year, in violation of tradition, I actually … Read More

10 Second Reviews: Telltale’s Game of Thrones – Episode 1

December 11, 2014 |

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Borderlands: The Presequel (Spoilers Ahoy)

November 19, 2014 |

I’m a fan of the Borderlands series. I enjoy the goofy, off-the-wall and usually more than a little inappropriate humor as much as I do its occasionally biting social commentary. That’s why I was so excited to play Borderlands: The … Read More

Ten Reasons To Play Shadow of Mordor

November 7, 2014 |

I know Dragon Age is coming. It’s ALMOST HERE. You must need some kind of distraction, right? If you haven’t picked up Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor yet, this is the game you’ve been needing in your life.

1. It’s light … Read More