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Preachy Morality Tales Are My Jam: On Why I Love X-Men

May 30, 2014 | | 2 Comments

Not because of Hugh Jackman’s abs, but also not NOT because of that.

I don’t come from the land of comic books. As a kid, I read a lot of Elfquest but otherwise I didn’t have much interest in comics. … Read More

Consume My Media Universe

May 29, 2014 | | 4 Comments

I’m tired, cranky, and preparing to move to another house so I’m getting straight to the point; you should do these things because I said so. I’ll leave out the whys and hows of their greatness. You’ll just have to … Read More

Mini Movie Reviews: Noah and The Muppets Most Wanted

April 18, 2014 |

After a long, unplanned hiatus I am back to seeing movies more regularly as they come out in theaters.

Nearly everyone I know hates going to the movie theater–too expensive, too many people, too expensive, people on their cell phones, … Read More

Killers: This Is Not A Good Movie

March 12, 2014 |

I’m not very picky when it comes to movies because I have no cinematic palate. I’ll like almost anything you put on a screen in front of me. When my podcast partner Amelia rants about The Wolverine I’m forced to … Read More

Winter’s Tale: A Review and Rant

February 21, 2014 |

(image credit: http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/RCvaJE3ex68/Russell+Crowe+looking+fierce+large+scar+down/c9ABJfKd6iE/Alan+Doyle)

A note on spoilers: I spoil the fuck out of this movie in this review. Way I see it, the book has been out since 1983, so the plot is fair game. If you don’t want spoiling, go … Read More