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10 Second Reviews: Amelia’s Holiday

January 16, 2015 |

Here we go!

 

 

 

Great, faithful adaptation. Really fun. Be prepared for singing. Chris Pine stole the show.

Absolutely fabulous series of short stories, one for each Doctor. They really do read like episodes, and they … Read More

My Favorite Movies of 2014

December 19, 2014 |

We’re approaching the end of the year, time for a year in review thingy!

I’m afraid that my 2014 movie feeling is a resounding “meh.” I was so excited for movies like Lucy and Guardians of the Galaxy and while … Read More

Ten Second Reviews: Amelia’s November

November 21, 2014 |

More ten second reviews from the Can’t Talk team who brought you other ten second reviews.

Neverwhere the audio book: Great, fun read by Neil Gaiman (author and voice performance). I am the only one in my family who enjoyed this, … Read More

Review: John Wick

November 6, 2014 |

Imagine your dying loved-one left behind an adorable puppy to give you comfort following their death. Imagine Russian mobsters violently broke into your house to steal your bitchin car and killed that puppy in the process. Imagine you had the … Read More

Review: Gone Girl

October 24, 2014 |

I spoil this movie freely in the following review. Trigger Warning: somewhat graphic discussion of rape and other sexual/physical assault.

I have not read the book, so I’m sure there’s a lot of pendantic fuckery that I didn’t get from … Read More

10 Second Reviews: October 23, 2014

October 23, 2014 |

Short for time? Gobble up these easily digested 10 Second Reviews.

Audiobooks

American Gods by Neil Gaiman: The Tenth Anniversary Edition (A full cast production). The narrators were great and I want to like this book. I couldn’t get into … Read More

10 Second Reviews

October 17, 2014 |

I spent all my article writing time arguing with this website because it isn’t loading correctly. Hopefully by the time this article comes out I will have fixed the problem. If not, well, fuckity fuck.

In lieu of verbosity, enjoy … Read More

Edge of Tomorrow

July 25, 2014 | | 2 Comments

We have been in the summer movie desert–post-Maleficent and pre-Lucy. The options on my silver screen right now include Transformers: Riding Dinosaurs, Purge: Killing People and Sex Tape: Probably Kinda Funny But Meh. (okay, I did see 22 Jump Street and … Read More

Review: The Grand Seduction

July 25, 2014 |

Last week I was able to track down a theatrical viewing of The Grand Seduction, a Canadian comedy film that originally premiered at the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival. In my experience, films that debut at any festival are hard … Read More

Maleficent: A Different Kind Of Love Story (Spoilers)

June 4, 2014 |

Maleficent is my favorite Disney villain. I’ve always felt like her actions were understandable, if not justified. How rude is it to have a party and invite everyone except one fairy? I imagine it happened something like this: Maleficent was chilling in … Read More