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Mission: Impossible – Rogue Woman

August 6, 2015 |

Now, “Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation” wasn’t on my radar as a movie to see this summer; while I’ve seen all of the other “Mission: Impossible” movies, I felt like 19 years after the original, it was time to let … Read More

Ant-Man Review: Tropes Don’t Get Any Bigger

July 18, 2015 |

The latest installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe has been released, “Ant-Man,” and you know what? It wasn’t too bad. Like “Guardians of the Galaxy” it is certainly on the lighter side of the MCU.I’ll be honest–taking Paul Rudd seriously … Read More

Jurassic World: Yep, Dinosaurs

June 19, 2015 |

I can’t review this movie because it was… kinda awful. But on the other hand, it was supposed to be awful and campy and ridiculous and also dinosaurs, and it was totally all of those things. I will give you … Read More

Review: San Andreas

June 3, 2015 |

Please welcome new guest writer Dylan for a review of San Andreas.

As a Californian, I fear the San Andreas Fault if only because when “the big one” happens, I won’t have Paul Giamatti delivering a sombering speech about it and Dwayne … Read More

Mad Max: Furiosa Road

June 2, 2015 |

Welcome back guest writer Andrew with another great review of Mad Max: Fury Road!

I need to start by saying that I had absolutely NO intention of seeing this movie at all; every promotional poster and theatrical or teaser trailer … Read More

Mad Max: Fury Road

May 29, 2015 |

A thank you letter.

Dear Hollywood:

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Thank you George Miller, for spending a decade creating an action film starring women, about women’s lives, but without any heavy handed moralizing or trope-izing their real world … Read More

Ten Second Reviews

May 8, 2015 | | One Comment

Ten second reviews to help you spend (or avoid spending) your entertainment time and money!

Cinderella–Look, the most memorable thing about this movie is how tight the pants are. I cannot overstate how tight these pants were, guys. There is … Read More

The Divergent Series: Insurgent

March 28, 2015 | | 2 Comments

Welcome back guest writer Andrew for his review of Insurgent. Mild spoilers follow.

I want to begin this review by letting you know that I haven’t read the Divergent book trilogy, and I wasn’t a fan of the first movie., … Read More

Does This Unit Have A Soul? A Review of Chappie

March 15, 2015 |

Please welcome back Can’t Talk guest writer Andrew Baker, who has some pretty strong feelings about Chappie.

I quite literally stepped out of the movie theater and started writing this review on my phone because I felt that I couldn’t … Read More

Review: Kingsmen: The Secret Service

February 20, 2015 |

(some spoilers for Kingsmen follow)

Kingsmen was not a complex or deep movie. There is very little substance to it apart from the obvious: cool guys wearing great suits with knives in their shoes kicking ass. The plot is very light, … Read More