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Movie Reviews

Independence Day: Reduction

July 2, 2016 |

I watched “Independence Day: Resurgence” the other day and something started to bother me as the movie went on, something that became more apparent as the film got closer to the climax of the movie. Specifically, I noticed erasure of … Read More

Ten Second Reviews: Too Hot For This Edition

June 10, 2016 |

It’s more than 110 degrees out this week. Send help and also frozen beverages. Here is my media consumption report:

“Alice Through the Looking Glass”

I don’t know. It was all right. Much of the acting wasn’t terrible. The movie … Read More

X-Men: Age of Mediocrity

June 2, 2016 |

X-Men: Apocalypse” is the latest movie from Bryan Singer in the reboot of the “X-Men” franchise that started with “X-Men: First Class.” If you’re looking for a comic book canon movie, don’t go and see this; it will disappoint. (Which … Read More

Captain America: Civil War

April 19, 2016 |

[I attended a free advanced screening of “Captain America: Civil War” for fans in Toronto, Ontario, as part of a Twitter promotion.]

“Captain America: Civil War” is the first movie in phase three of Marvel’s cinematic universe plan, and they … Read More

Deadpool: Not Your Average Marvel Movie

February 15, 2016 |

What can I say about this movie? Normally I would pan it for being Ryan Reynolds, playing Ryan Reynolds in a Ryan Reynolds movie and, really, this is what it was. However, all I got was Deadpool so that is … Read More

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

December 18, 2015 |

Let me begin by saying this is far from an unbiased review. My love of “Star Wars” is well documented; in fact, my first article for Can’t Talk Media as a staff writer was about “Star Wars,” and it is … Read More

Review: “Crimson Peak”

October 17, 2015 |

“Crimson Peak” is not a horror film. With the time of year, however, I can see why Legendary and Universal Pictures would want to bill it as such—but more on that later in the review. First let me say that … Read More

The Martian

October 3, 2015 |

It occurred to me recently that I hadn’t written a review since the atrocity that was “The Fantastic Four” and, in looking at my movie ticket collection, I hadn’t actually seen one since that either. This isn’t normal for me. … Read More

The Not So Fantastic Four

August 7, 2015 |

If everyone was waiting to find out if Marvel Entertainment was going to get the rights back to “The Fantastic Four,” this movie may be what does it. My review is one in a long list of others that critically … Read More

Weird Shit On Netflix

August 7, 2015 |

Welcome to my second installment of “weird shit I’ve watched on Netflix.” I figure, why not share my strange experiences with you, our readers?

“The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec”

This was a bizarre delight of a movie, directed … Read More