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Can't Talk | March 25, 2017

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About Kirstin Carnage, Staff Writer

Kirstin Carnage

Kirstin Carnage

Kirstin Carnage is a freelance writer, streamer, and RPG addict. She lives in Arizona with her husband Eric and two cats. She can be found making puns on Twitter @kirstincarnage

Posts By Kirstin Carnage

What the Fuck are my Hobbies?

January 26, 2017 |

I really, really wanted to write a tribute to gaming for this article, but a little part of my brain kept bothering me every time I tried. “Kirstin,” it said. “You’re a writer. Write about writing.”

Fine, brain, I’ll … Read More

My Happy Place is “Stardew Valley”

December 19, 2016 | | 2 Comments

At this point, there is no doubt in anyone’s mind that 2016 has been a fucking dumpster fire of a year. Between an election that tore people apart, many of our beloved celebrities passing away, and other various terrible things … Read More

Ipsy November Unboxing: Rock Starlet

December 7, 2016 |

This month, I needed something to feel good about, no matter how small. This bag was so perfect that I call it my “unicorn” bag. I loved everything in it, and it brought a smile to my face during the … Read More

Ipsy October Unboxing: Black Magic

November 2, 2016 |

 

I love Halloween. It’s my all-time favorite holiday, and I love the makeup trends that generally come in with the changing seasons. That being said, despite the ultra-cute bag they came with, my products this month aren’t quite … Read More

Ipsy September Unboxing: Glamazon

October 11, 2016 |

It’s officially autumn now, and with the season comes some of my favorite things about fashion and makeup. I can wear darker colors without boiling in the Arizona sun, and my tendency to wear witchy makeup is perfect for … Read More

The Pros and Cons of “Legion”

September 19, 2016 |

Just a couple of weeks after the release of the latest “World of Warcraft” expansion, “Legion,” the numbers are proving what many of us speculated: This expansion will be much more successful than its predecessor, “Warlords of Draenor.” While both … Read More

Ipsy August Unboxing: Sugar Highness

August 31, 2016 |

 

This month’s Ipsy bag was kind of the opposite of last month’s bag for me. All of the products were in pretty generic packaging, but the bag itself is so gorgeous that I decided to empty out my … Read More

Nostalgia Through the World of Warcraft

August 14, 2016 |

Despite the fact that I’ve played dozens of them, I will always consider World of Warcraft my first love when it comes to MMOs. I started playing in 2007 on a whim, and it quickly became one of my favorite … Read More

Ipsy July Unboxing: Hot Summer Nights

July 30, 2016 |

If I had to describe this month’s Ipsy merchandise as a whole, I’m leaning towards “swanky packaging.” Seriously, look at this stuff. It all came in such neat, subtle packaging that was a nice change from some of the loud … Read More

How I Learned to Roar

July 19, 2016 |

Trigger warning: Brief mention of self-harm.

I have started trying to write this article about four times now, but I’m finding myself hilariously stuck. I am at a loss for words to thank the woman who helped reignite in me … Read More