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Can't Talk | May 30, 2020

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About Bell, Executive Editor



I'm a gamer and writer with a lot of opinions and a vocabulary that would make a pirate blush. I hold great fondness for dark beer, good books, bad fanfiction, and cats. I lives in the American Southwest with my husband, two children, a dog that won't stay out of the trash can and a cat that likes to sleep on my head.

Posts By Bell

Lyst Summit: Celebrating Romance, Love & Sex in Games

August 25, 2015 |

Games have grown a lot since the days of “Super Mario Bros” on the NES. They’ve started to take on more complicated themes, and the choices you have to make have grown beyond “Do I want to jump once or … Read More

Soda Drinker Pro Trains Users of MyoPro Limb Orthosis

August 20, 2015 |

We don’t normally feature a game in our Heads Up section twice, but I decided to make an exception for “Soda Drinker Pro.”

Don’t get me wrong; I still think that “Soda Drinker Pro” is a really, really weird game, … Read More

Offbeat Games: Catlateral Damage

August 20, 2015 |

Let me show you the best press release I have ever seen.


For Immediate Release

Catbridge, MA, May, 26, 2015 – Mew meow CATLATERAL DAMAGE meow meow-ow Steam mew OUYA! Meow-ow mew mrow meow mew meow mew meow mew … Read More

Heads Up – The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut

August 18, 2015 |

“Van Helsing: Final Cut” isn’t actually a new game; it’s the remastered version of all three “Van Helsing” games combined with some modifications and new content to create one epic RPG adventure. This is cool in two different ways. The … Read More

Heads Up: Sheltered

July 21, 2015 |

Unicube’s Sheltered is still in early development, but so far it looks really promising. It’s a strategy survival game that pits you and your family (customized by you, so if you want two moms? You get two moms) against the … Read More

Offbeat Games: Screencheat

July 16, 2015 |

Back in the days when the only multiplayer was local multiplayer, screencheating was the highest of moral offenses. No gamer with honor would look upon his neighbors screen to see what he was doing…

Unfortunately for honor, we’re gamers. We … Read More

Interviewing Franchesco At Calgary Expo

July 16, 2015 |

At this year’s Calgary Expo, I was fortunate enough to sit down and talk to Franchesco, who has done work for DC and is a prolific freelance artist. Franchesco’s opinions are his own and do not reflect the opinions of … Read More

Heads Up! Ultimate Chicken Horse

July 14, 2015 |

As someone who considers trolling her friends the ultimate expression of love, Ultimate Chicken Horse appeals to me on a lot of levels. It’s platforming game built by the players. The goal is to build a level that you can … Read More

Heads Up: No Time to Explain

July 10, 2015 |

Tiny Build has remastered their very first game! No Time To Explain is a comic platforming adventure. To quote the developers:

Chase your future self through time and alternate realities while fighting giant monsters, collecting hats, and eating cake! No Time … Read More

Exciting News!

July 8, 2015 |

We are continuing to grow at Can’t Talk, and today our longtime friend and guest Ness joins our team. We’re incredibly excited to have her on board! I’ll let her introduce herself…


I’m a newspaper editor too stubborn … Read More