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Offbeat Games: Catlateral Damage

Bell
  • On August 20, 2015

Let me show you the best press release I have ever seen.

 

For Immediate Release

Catbridge, MA, May, 26, 2015 – Mew meow CATLATERAL DAMAGE meow meow-ow Steam mew OUYA! Meow-ow mew mrow meow mew meow mew meow mew mew meow-ow, mew mew meow mrow mew mew meow meow-ow meow mew mrow meow meow! Mew mew meow meow-ow meow mew meow mrow mrow meow-ow mew mew mew. Meow-ow mew, meow meow mew meow mew mrow mew mew meow-ow mew mew meow.

Meow-ow mew meow meow Wed May 27th mew meow mew meow mew mew meow-ow, mew mew mrow mrow mew meow meow-ow meow mew meow meow! Mew mew meow meow-ow meow mew meow meow-ow mew mew mew mrow. Meow-ow mew, meow meow mew meow mew meow mew mew meow-ow mew mew meow. Purrrr… Meow raaarowwww meow.

Me-meow mew mew meow meow-ow meow mew catlateraldamage.com!

 

That was all I needed to see to know I needed to play this game.

“Catlateral Damage” is a first person simulator where you play as a cat. Your one goal is to knock things down and break them.

That’s it. That’s the game. You knock shit off shelves and break it.

It looks fantastic. It features procedurally generated levels for your destructively rampaging pleasure. It also has collectibles, unlockable cats, and power-ups for the completionists among us (you know who you are!).

“Catlateral Damage” is available for $9.99 through Steam, the Catlateral Damage website, the Humble Store, and on Ouya.

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