Offbeat Games: Catlateral Damage
Let me show you the best press release I have ever seen.
For Immediate Release
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That was all I needed to see to know I needed to play this game.
“Catlateral Damage” is a first person simulator where you play as a cat. Your one goal is to knock things down and break them.
That’s it. That’s the game. You knock shit off shelves and break it.
It looks fantastic. It features procedurally generated levels for your destructively rampaging pleasure. It also has collectibles, unlockable cats, and power-ups for the completionists among us (you know who you are!).