10 Second Reviews
I spent all my article writing time arguing with this website because it isn’t loading correctly. Hopefully by the time this article comes out I will have fixed the problem. If not, well, fuckity fuck.
In lieu of verbosity, enjoy these ten second reviews of things I’ve done lately.
Maze Runner: Sausage fest, meh acting, meh plot, cool idea.
Dracula Untold: Bad, but not bad enough to be good-bad. Cool “good dad” element, very cool bat magic element.
Committed: A Love Story by Elizabeth Gilbert: Cute, fast read on marriage. Monogamy-centric.
14 by Peter Clines: Fantastic creepy story with twists that are fun and unexpected.
Middle-Earth: Shadows of Mordor: Buy this. It’s fun as heck.
Hart of Dixie: Surprisingly addictive, very silly and soap-opera like but also funny. Very hot dudes. Good character growth.
Forever: Ooookaaaay? I’m not sure, but the main character feels like a cheap rip off of Johnny Lee Miller’s Holmes. But it’s not awful. Could improve.