May 2014 Loot Crate Unboxing: Adventure!
I’ve been really impressed with the cultivation of most of the Loot Crate boxes I’ve gotten. The themes have been pretty cohesive and sometimes, as with the Attack on Titanfall Crate, very clever.
This month that wasn’t really the case. I got the impression the Loot Crate guys ran out of ideas this month and just shoved whatever they could find in my box. (So to speak.) The theme wasn’t obvious until I got to the pin, and since there wasn’t a booklet in my crate this month I couldn’t just look it up.
The first thing out of the box was this Adventure Time mystery figurine.
It comes in this adorable BMO tin:
…so it’s really like two toys in one. My Adventure Time loving son ran off with this as soon as it was out of the box and broke it about three seconds later. This is a toy for looking at, not playing with. Those are the worst toys.
The second thing out of the box was this month’s shirt, and it’s super cute.
Another mystery toy, this time from MineCraft:
This has a clip on it but it’s not hardy enough to be a key chain. This is another one that disappeared into my son’s room as soon as it left the box.
There were three pages of rather uninspiring stickers:
The soundtrack to a show I’ve never heard of but that, judging by the name, is probably pretty heinous:
The bottle opener and the t-shirt were by far my favorite things out of this box. Everything else left me pretty unimpressed, but my son loved the things that I didn’t, so this box was a hit in my house.
If you’d like to receive a random box of stuff you don’t need every month, you can check out Loot Crate at www.lootcrate.com.