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April Loot Crate Unboxing: Dragon!

April Loot Crate Unboxing: Dragon!
  • On April 30, 2014

I was excited when I heard the theme for this month’s Loot Crate, mostly because I was hoping to find a little Dragon Age love in there.

I was disappointed on the “Dragon Age” front, but there was still a lot of cool stuff in the box (most of which now decorates my son’s bedroom floor.)

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This is the unpacked box. Two vinyl figures were included this month, which is really cool. I’m building quite a little vinyl figure army. When we overrun the world, remember to thank Loot Crate.

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This is the figurine that was inside the Game of Thrones box. It is a dragon. It is white. I don’t watch Game of Thrones, so that’s really all the information I have on it, except that it’s super adorable.

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This little guy is a Nord from Elder Scrolls Online. He is also super adorable, and his ax and helmet are removable. I am not taking them off for these pictures, though, because he is a fierce warrior and I respect his ferocious warrior-ness.

I’m not saying I’ve staged epic Nord/ Dragon battles against a Loki/Deadpool Funko army, but I’m also not saying I HAVEN’T done that.



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This is beef jerky. I am a vegetarian.

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Two d20s! The large orange one is a foam stress ball that I really liked. My son really liked it, too, so I have no idea where it is. The small black one is a standard generic d20.

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This month’s pin.

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This is a necklace.

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I was a little underwhelmed by the inclusion of this screen cleaner. It’s foamy on one side and sticky on the other, and the idea is to stick it to whatever item has a screen that needs frequent cleaning. That way, you can have a screen cleaner handy at all times.

My attitude changed quite a bit when I used it on my touchscreen laptop. It’s amazing, guys. It stays where I need it without getting in the way, it’s always where I left it, and the fact that it’s super cute is the frosting on the clean-screen cake. (That metaphor doesn’t really work, but I stand by it.)

I don’t know if this would be as useful on a phone. The screen cleaning aspect works wonderfully, but I suspect the sticky side isn’t quite sticky enough to keep it from getting lost if it were attached to something that gets handled a lot. Still, I’m thinking of grabbing a couple more just to have around.

There you have it- this month’s Loot Crate!


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